making the rounds

Following on the heels of last year’s successful Rock n Roll chef puns series, I present to you this year’s food pun theme:

The Sporting Knife

Feel free to draw on your (or the Internet’s) knowledge of teams,players/celebrities,coaches,equipment, stadiums,sportscasters, and nicknames.

ESPN Sportzone menus, Arnold Palmers and Baby Ruths not withstanding these seem more perplexing to me. Maybe because unlike my brother Shreddie, I did not have the drive to watch 2 back-to-back Sportscenter episodes every morning growing up. Thanks to him for inspirational “Biscotti Pippen”:

All I could come up with at the moment is:
Hershey’s Susie Kolber Kisses